“I am not sleeping I am dozing. The difference between dozing and sleeping is: dozing is when you are sitting up, your back is up and your head is up, your eyes are shut but you can hear things. Sleeping is when you are lying down, you are horizontal, you are getting comfortable, rolling over, pulling the blanket up over you, that is sleeping. “
Night security guard.
Dan and Jodes... in Gulu, Uganda 
I love it! I will use it when I am caught dozing by my deputy in the afternoon after a heavy lunch and listening to children read
Brilliant! The other one of course is that you are praying 🙂